Mimi Chica Hi-Lo Tribal Skirt $42 Nordstrom
Chambray button down, tied at waist $20 Charlotte Russe
Nonjunya Off white bow flats ~$25 Chinese silk market
1. Laugh constantly. Laugh freely. Laugh at every moment in your life. Laugh when it is appropriate. Laugh when it isn’t. Laugh when it fucking hurts like hell. Laugh when the happiness escaping your throat is as smooth as a whiskey seven. If you cannot laugh when you’re beat down. When you are hurt. When you are two seconds away from inhaling a pain that will drown you, you will never survive.
2. Orgasms are by far, hands down, the best thing for your complexion. Don’t waste money on some ridiculously overpriced face wash. Lancome is a lie. So is Cover Girl. Instead, put your fingers to work. Go pay the thirty or fifty bucks for a bunny that’s guaranteed to get you off. Become comfortable enough with an individual to sleep with them on a daily basis. Just cum consistently and your pores will thank you.
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I honestly wonder what kind of karma I carry on my back that this shit happens to me…
I’m returning to Argentina in less than two months, and talk to a guy from there on and off. Last week, I sent him a picture of something we were doing in Spanish class because we were talking about the place where he and I met. So anyway, we were having a normal conversation, as friends do, about when I would return to Buenos Aires, when the conversation took a turn for the worst- he asked me something sexual which I misinterpreted as him asking me if I would have a threesome… to which I responded “SHUT up.” But wait, this isn’t even the kicker. He clarified and we moved on…
Since our conversation was a broken combination of English and Spanish, everything seemed even more abrupt. For example, he asked me out of nowhere, if I knew the pornstar Lisa Ann… because I’m not a fucking weirdo, I didnt. He then continued to tell me that we have similar bodies and that I could be like her if I “trained hard”. So I’m reading all this in my Corporate Finance class, thinking to myself “oh wow, I’m hot shit, it’s not every day someone tells you that you look like a porn star!” Class continued, I neglected to pay attention, thinking only about Argentina and going to the gym as soon as possible (to get my porn star body).
God I hate myself: class ended, and I breezed out of Duffy with my headphones in, swinging my hips around, flipping my hair, the whole nine yards. I get back to my room, and thought it would be a good idea to look up “Lisa Ann” before going to the gym, just to see exactly who I was dealing with. MISTAKE. The universe swooped in and smacked me hard in the face: this woman is easily forty years old, with giant fake boobs, and won some fucking “milf porn” award. Like die, honestly.
Feeling a major blow to the ego, I took my ass to the gym anyway, where I debated how/if porn stars work out. I ended up laughing at my life on the elliptical and pinched some kind of nerve …
And let the shit show of my life continue!
55 days til Argentina!
20 years old and in my sophomore year of college, I never thought I’d be faced with the May 1st college decision deadline that once loomed over my head senior year of high school. But as most things do, my life plan from high school has plummeted to the depths of the earth, never to be found again. Just kidding, I’m just revising it right now.
So to update all of your curious minds, I was going to transfer because I am bored, basically conducting my life on a day to day basis filled with simply exercising, netflixs, my kindle, and whatever alcohol is left over from the weekend. It’s funny to think that it’s finals week now, and I am actually wishing I had some work to do! Last night, when faced with ultimately making up my mind between transferring and staying here, I came to the realization that it’s not this school that I dislike, it’s just school in general. I told myself that maybe I just need to chill out, and embrace this time in my life when I have nothing to do and can just screw around all day. Then I got bored again, so I’m planning my internship in Paris and winter break in Sri Lanka in my free time. I’m also creating a Chinese Business minor so maybe that will occupy some time!
Part of me hates myself for putting all the work into applying and now deciding to stay, but I would’ve hated myself for not doing it more, and it’s not like I had anything more productive to do. This revised version of my life plan could very easily go awry if I get accepted into USC within the next month, which just seems like too good of an opportunity to pass up, but I suppose only time will tell.
For now, the new schedule for the next two years includes a lot of traveling and of course shopping to occupy my time and my wallet.
I’ve gone the past 20 years of my life without a pair of white jeans. I know, bad. I’ll admit I was afraid of them and their unflattering effects on my lower body. After breaking my own rules and buying two pairs of colored jeans recently, I decided it was time.
Per usual, I quickly made a friend in a new Nordstrom department, who selected every white jean on the floor for me to try on. We settled on this great pair of Citizens, although I will acknowledge that Paige also makes a great skinny leg pant. Ultimately, I picked the cropped Citizens because they’re easier to roll up (I dont think I have abnormally large calves but I always feel like my circulation is being cut off when I roll jeans). If you’re taller than 5’5.5″ you should be good with the Paige.
Today I’m wearing this Rubbish Sweater with dark jeans and flats, because its a mere 55 degrees this morning, but I’m anxious to pair it with my virgin pair of white jeans.
When selecting a white jean, keep in mind that you should splurge for a jean that fits better than settling for a cheap one that looks average. It’s no secret that white shows all, and ultimately, you wont reach for a jean that doesnt look good no matter how cheap it was. When in doubt, pair a white jean with a belted tunic or longer top to hide any unmentionables and create the classic hourglass.
Wishing you the most luck with white this season ~ carry tide to go!
Rubbish Open Knit Ocean Tunic (Nordstrom- not available online) $48
Citizens of Humanity Racer Santorini Cropped Skinny Jean (Nordstrom) Sale $109
Spring is an awkward time to get dressed. We’re forced to walk the fine line of sundresses and winter boots. Faced with said dilemma, I’ve spent many consecutive weekends at Nordstrom. Here’s part 1 of what I’m wearing until summertime hits:
Lots of good staples for this season, and seriously for a steal…
White Skater Skirt (Nordstrom) $62
Mint Crop Top (TopShop) $8
Peach Sweater – tied to be cropped (Charlotte Russe) $12
Gold and Peach Earrings (Nest Boutique) $24
White Sandals (Forever21) $10 [[[Note: you get what you pay for, these are not walking shoes]]]
This outfit seemed a lot less expensive in my head, but regardless all of these pieces are interchangeable and can be used throughout the summer too. 🙂